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♫ Love in plastic, it's fantastic ♫
Is the prospect of traveling home *single and alone* this Thanksgiving daunting and depressing to you? Afraid your aunts, uncles, parents and old high school friends you’ll run into at the mall will all ask if you’re dating anyone? Well here’s a teensy-weensy solution to your problem!
Etsy shop Sparkly Pony has created a line of significant others you can always keep with you. With Tiny Boyfriend or Tiny Girlfriend, you don’t have to come up with the perfect answer to “Anyone special in your life?” The answer is there — just reply, “Yes! I love him, and he’s in my pocket!”
“Forget giving your friend a boring card when you can give her/him a boyfriend for nearly the same price,” Sparkly Pony says in their item’s description.
What they say is true — who wants a totally lame folded piece of paper for their birthday/Christmas/Chanukah when you can give them the gift of non-sentient love for only $11.99? No one, that’s who.
No word on whether or not having a bae you keep trapped in a bottle is the healthiest of relationship choices, but we’re sure after you introduce your little plastic honey-bunny to your family, no one will focus on that. 💘
H/T Pixable
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